Happy Birthday, Mom!

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Happy, happy birthday to my beautiful mother, who still looks freakishly the same as she does in the above photo, which was taken almost but not quite two decades ago. Thank you for…well, pretty much everything! But especially my life and good looks, etc.

Also, I’d like to publicly apologize on behalf of our entire family for not getting you any gifts a few years ago. We’re all still really sorry.